King of the Cubicle
(J. Mehmel)
All hail! All hail! Men woman and children Bow before the prince of the paycheck Lord of all he sees All hail his majesty the king He is lost in a maze on the seventeenth floor His desk is a Lego block in the core (Lego block) His chair is the throne on which he sits He'll put your call through with royal grace and ease (So write him a memo) He's the lord of all he sees His paychecks huge He's the king of the cubicle Every task is an accounting tick Every act is a big old magic trick His wheels are chromed up fine His life is going right (His life is going right) Cause he's the lord of all he sees His paychecks fricking huge He's the king of the cubicle He's working late tonight Working! To buy his queen a ring Things are on his terms He's the lord of all he sees His paychecks fricking huge He's the king of the cubicle All hail the king! Write him a memo Ladies and gentlemen the king has left the booth© 2005 Good Question